Wisdom from a pig-owning beauty queen
From Designing Women, Season 3, Episode 21, "The Last Humorously-Dressed Bellboy in America":
Julia Sugarbaker: Suzanne, what's wrong?
Suzanne Sugarbaker: Nothing. I guess I'm just a little depressed. I went out with Eli Cunningham last night, and his bossy nurse who tried to make me get the veal cutlet just 'cause it was a special. I thought to myself, "Is this what my life has come to? Arguing with old men's nurses over the price of dinner?"
Julia: Suzanne, you just get this way every spring. All you need's a change. You ought to just get out of town.
Suzanne: Why? It's just like here. It has been my experience, Julia, that no matter where you go, there you are.